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Old 04-01-2009, 06:05 AM   #1
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I hope I'm putting this in the right place. I'm the wife of the guy you know on this site as seruzawa. Yesterday he got a package from a private investigator that he hired and said to me, "Now I know where near Seattle he lives!". Then he went to the gun safe and took out a few guns and drove off in his truck. I haven't heard from him for hours and he won't answer his cell phone. Does anyone here know where he might be going?
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:13 AM   #2
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Funny man. You don't need any guns. Just bring a broomstick and you are set.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:48 AM   #3
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Not to worry. He going to Klazy Ken Internet Motorcycle Millions Seminar and Gun Show. Maybe he get you autographed seminar program.
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:42 AM   #4
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Dammit!

He's gonna beat me to it!

I've always said, "If I see ONE more Starbucks being built, I swear I'm gonna..."
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:26 AM   #5
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Default Message From Pocatello Police Chief

Notorious motorcycle trash and bad movie fan Seruzawa has been reported on I-15 heading in a northerly direction. Last seen passing through Pocatello Idaho and leaving a wake of destruction and granola bar wrappers he is reported to be en route to the Seattle area. Last seen in a hijacked Trailways bus with armor plates welded inside.

Report any sightings to the FBI national hotline.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:13 AM   #6
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Off I-5 take the highway 18 east exit to C street in Auburn, turn left then go to till the men speak Italian, and continue till they speak something else


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