Saw an old guy crash the other day...

[A Star Ride]

Originally Posted by V2Rider

Damn, take a week off to go riding and a civil war breaks out on MO. You guys are downright entertaining.

V2, is that you ridn arround on the moped with the megaphone fart pipe? I will assume your farts are weak, and small, and you ride arround with that megaphone fart pipe with hopes people will hear, smell and likely be offended by your amplified farts. Maybe you should just admit your farts are weak & ride by unnoticed? Do you really want to be associated with the fart amplification needing community?

[V2Rider]

Originally Posted by A Star Ride

V2, is that you ridn arround on the moped with the megaphone fart pipe? I will assume your farts are weak, and small, and you ride arround with that megaphone fart pipe with hopes people will hear, smell and likely be offended by your amplified farts. Maybe you should just admit your farts are weak & ride by unnoticed? Do you really want to be associated with the fart amplification needing community?

Nah, it's from an ad for one of Al Gore's new hybrids. It runs on natural gas and when you're out of beans you can run the motor. It gets 2 miles per can of B&M.

[A Star Ride]

Originally Posted by V2Rider

Nah, it's from an ad for one of Al Gore's new hybrids. It runs on natural gas and when you're out of beans you can run the motor. It gets 2 miles per can of B&M.

It's about time we did something with our natural gas reserves, with that technology I get we could power cattle trucks on methane right to the slaughter houses.

[The_AirHawk]

Originally Posted by A Star Ride

It's about time we did something with our natural gas reserves, with that technology I get we could power cattle trucks on methane right to the slaughter houses.

Mmmmmmm, Steak!

[seruzawa]

Originally Posted by A Star Ride

It's about time we did something with our natural gas reserves, with that technology I get we could power cattle trucks on methane right to the slaughter houses.

We have enough natural gas to spare to power huge convoys to the baby seal hunts.

[sarnali2]

Originally Posted by A Star Ride

It's about time we did something with our natural gas reserves, with that technology I get we could power cattle trucks on methane right to the slaughter houses.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was behind a trailer full of cows? There's a number of dairy farms where I live so coming across farmer Jones hauling cows around is a fairly common experience, it doesn't take long to learn not to follow too close.. .So anyway there I was riding along on my Triumph, minding my own business as usual when I come up behind a tractor and trailer with some cows in it, I drop way back and try not to breathe through my nose until he reaches his destination.

Well it's also very nice and scenic where I live so a lot of people like to ride up there and enjoy the mountain views, anyway on this day there's a number of "HOG" Group runs apparently because the roads are full of packs of patched up grim faced marauders wobbling around on their $30k catalog customs, a group of a half dozen or so decide to blast past me and my Bonnie in a ear bleeding roar and close the gap between me and the farm trailer..

Very soon after it's brake-light city and near collisions after the cows in the trailer do what cows do, which is basically sh*t and piss gallons every 5 minutes or so covering the trailer, road and anything close behind in a fine greenish mist...I almost fell off the bike I was laughing so hard, city slickers, I tell ya.....

[Buzglyd]

Originally Posted by sarnali2

Did I ever tell you about the time I was behind a trailer full of cows? There's a number of dairy farms where I live so coming across farmer Jones hauling cows around is a fairly common experience, it doesn't take long to learn not to follow too close.. .So anyway there I was riding along on my Triumph, minding my own business as usual when I come up behind a tractor and trailer with some cows in it, I drop way back and try not to breathe through my nose until he reaches his destination.

Well it's also very nice and scenic where I live so a lot of people like to ride up there and enjoy the mountain views, anyway on this day there's a number of "HOG" Group runs apparently because the roads are full of packs of patched up grim faced marauders wobbling around on their $30k catalog customs, a group of a half dozen or so decide to blast past me and my Bonnie in a ear bleeding roar and close the gap between me and the farm trailer..

Very soon after it's brake-light city and near collisions after the cows in the trailer do what cows do, which is basically sh*t and piss gallons every 5 minutes or so covering the trailer, road and anything close behind in a fine greenish mist...I almost fell off the bike I was laughing so hard, city slickers, I tell ya.....

Live to Ride, Ride to Live..... Oh crap!