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sarnali · 11-07-2004, 09:38 AM

You are nucking futs my friend,

Monica Belluci is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

sarnali · 11-07-2004, 09:45 AM

It's been working for Harley for years. The same rubes who think nascar is real racing think V-TWIN THUNDER(tm) equals mass horsepower

All you need is a plastic milk jug full of Miller Genuine Draft, with a picture of Dale Earnhardt shaking hands with Jesus on it, a rebel flag, and a Harley Bar and shield for $2.00 and the fans would fill the stands every sunday.

tomk2 · 11-07-2004, 11:14 AM

the thing about that is, it's not so unlikely to see me riding the Guzzi some day soon...

but what are my chances of getting a leg over Monica?

nope, sorry... nothing wrong with dreaming but at the end of the day we have to live in the real world. I'll save my pennies for the Guzzi & continue to hit on the local 35ish-but-fit soccer moms. They may not be perfect but they're available weekday afternoons!

seruzawa · 11-07-2004, 12:27 PM

Don't stop now. You were doing really well with the generalizations.

I've got more:

Everyone who attends or works at a university is a parasite and a druggie.

All blacks are too stupid to handle their own lives and thus need the govt to protect them.

All sportbike riders are mentally ill potential sucides.

Isn't this fun? Don't you feel better now?

seruzawa · 11-07-2004, 12:30 PM

Or all you have to do is go to a University and put up a sign that says "Stop Womens' Sufferaging!" and you'll immediately get a crowd in support (The guys on "The Man Show" actually did this).

seruzawa · 11-07-2004, 12:32 PM

I think that you should run for President. That's one of the smartest things I've ever seen on this site.

'Course the standards are pretty low.....

ddlewis · 11-07-2004, 12:44 PM

In the US (now called Jesusland..

LOL!! you're still a jackass but that is funny.

SuperBill · 11-07-2004, 02:24 PM

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11-07-2004, 09:38 AM	#21
sarnali Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,416	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? You are nucking futs my friend, Monica Belluci is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

11-07-2004, 09:45 AM	#22
sarnali Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,416	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? It's been working for Harley for years. The same rubes who think nascar is real racing think V-TWIN THUNDER(tm) equals mass horsepower All you need is a plastic milk jug full of Miller Genuine Draft, with a picture of Dale Earnhardt shaking hands with Jesus on it, a rebel flag, and a Harley Bar and shield for $2.00 and the fans would fill the stands every sunday.

11-07-2004, 11:14 AM	#23
tomk2 Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 514	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? the thing about that is, it's not so unlikely to see me riding the Guzzi some day soon... but what are my chances of getting a leg over Monica? nope, sorry... nothing wrong with dreaming but at the end of the day we have to live in the real world. I'll save my pennies for the Guzzi & continue to hit on the local 35ish-but-fit soccer moms. They may not be perfect but they're available weekday afternoons!

11-07-2004, 12:27 PM	#24
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? Don't stop now. You were doing really well with the generalizations. I've got more: Everyone who attends or works at a university is a parasite and a druggie. All blacks are too stupid to handle their own lives and thus need the govt to protect them. All sportbike riders are mentally ill potential sucides. Isn't this fun? Don't you feel better now? __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

11-07-2004, 12:30 PM	#25
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? Or all you have to do is go to a University and put up a sign that says "Stop Womens' Sufferaging!" and you'll immediately get a crowd in support (The guys on "The Man Show" actually did this). __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

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11-07-2004, 12:32 PM	#26
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? I think that you should run for President. That's one of the smartest things I've ever seen on this site. 'Course the standards are pretty low..... __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

11-07-2004, 12:44 PM	#27
ddlewis Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 73	Re: Could Pocket Bikes Help Track-Junkies? In the US (now called Jesusland.. LOL!! you're still a jackass but that is funny.

11-07-2004, 02:24 PM	#30
SuperBill Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 293	Free K. Paul! FREE K-PAUL! FREE K-PAUL! Your charity donation of $10.00 can feed 100 Angolan children for one year, buy a heifer for every family in Arabia, polish one of Barbara Streisand's fingernails, or get K. Paul Cook 10 miles closer to New Zealand! Put your donation where it can do the most good! Email your check for $10 to SendKpaulToNewZealnad.org FREE K-PAUL! FREE K-PAUL!