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Old 11-07-2004, 10:38 AM   #21
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You are nucking futs my friend,

Monica Belluci is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Old 11-07-2004, 10:45 AM   #22
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It's been working for Harley for years. The same rubes who think nascar is real racing think V-TWIN THUNDER(tm) equals mass horsepower

All you need is a plastic milk jug full of Miller Genuine Draft, with a picture of Dale Earnhardt shaking hands with Jesus on it, a rebel flag, and a Harley Bar and shield for $2.00 and the fans would fill the stands every sunday.
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Old 11-07-2004, 12:14 PM   #23
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the thing about that is, it's not so unlikely to see me riding the Guzzi some day soon...



but what are my chances of getting a leg over Monica?



nope, sorry... nothing wrong with dreaming but at the end of the day we have to live in the real world. I'll save my pennies for the Guzzi & continue to hit on the local 35ish-but-fit soccer moms. They may not be perfect but they're available weekday afternoons!
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:27 PM   #24
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Don't stop now. You were doing really well with the generalizations.



I've got more:



Everyone who attends or works at a university is a parasite and a druggie.



All blacks are too stupid to handle their own lives and thus need the govt to protect them.



All sportbike riders are mentally ill potential sucides.



Isn't this fun? Don't you feel better now?
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:30 PM   #25
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Or all you have to do is go to a University and put up a sign that says "Stop Womens' Sufferaging!" and you'll immediately get a crowd in support (The guys on "The Man Show" actually did this).
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:32 PM   #26
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I think that you should run for President. That's one of the smartest things I've ever seen on this site.



'Course the standards are pretty low.....
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:44 PM   #27
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In the US (now called Jesusland..



LOL!! you're still a jackass but that is funny.
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:24 PM   #30
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