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Old 01-02-2007, 04:35 PM   #1
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Default Re: Muzzy Returns to Kawasaki to Drag Race.

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Good. Wouldn't mind more involvement from him in Road Racing as well. I was talking to the U.S. "Grand Pooba" with Kawasaki at Daytona last year, very obvious that Muzzy's on their speeddial.
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Old 01-02-2007, 04:49 PM   #2
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If Kawasaki is serious about winning in AMA Superbike, they should hire the moustachioed one for their road racing effort, what, with Jamie Hacking on board, they would be a force to be reckoned, and Roger Hayden would not be wanting for performance.
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:20 PM   #3
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ONE THING'S FOR SURE, THE PIPE THEY DEVELOP WILL PROBABLY BE [i][b]LOUD!!!!!!
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:35 AM   #4
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I can just see all the squidlies running out to spend $1500 on a pipe designed for drag racing that they are going to use on public roads (and to visit the Burger Barn). Not only are they way too loud but they wreck the midrange power. Like the HD idiots with the open pipes. One can only shake his head in wonder.



There's a guy who lives somewhere near me who will probably buy one. His current pipe has managed to wake up my wife and I a few times in the middle of the night as he rides down one particular road that is 1/4 mile away. Between him and the other jerk with the open pipes on his V-Star it makes my hands itch to pull out the old .30-06 BDL Remington and......



Then there's the fool with the siren alarm on his Lexus SUV that has gone off at 2AM and shrieked for an hour solid on 3 occasions. Ther cops have to come and jimmy the dammed thing open. Anybody got any spare C4?
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Old 01-03-2007, 05:18 AM   #5
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"Then there's the fool with the siren alarm on his Lexus SUV that has gone off at 2AM and shrieked for an hour solid on 3 occasions. "



That's easy to fix: Just locate the "center" of where the sound is coming-from, and repeatedly shoot into it until the noise stops.



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Old 01-03-2007, 05:28 AM   #6
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Get an old Jeep from '69. You can probably get one for under $1500. It is a big hunk of metal that just keeps running. Works great for ramming a Lexus until it stops making noise.



And drop the .30-06 (not that it's bad, but not as much fun as...). Get an old 8mm mauser (between $100-200). It's like a small rocket launcher. They shoot straight as hell and ammo is stupid cheap.



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Old 01-03-2007, 05:58 AM   #7
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Clearly then, it's a safety improvement. Will it lower my insurance rates?
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Old 01-03-2007, 10:11 AM   #8
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Big haybale spike on the back.............
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