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Old 11-24-2004, 09:59 AM   #61
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Default Re: I'm thinking Litre Bike....

when you're wrestling and get in the unfortunate position of the other guys 'sack in your face
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:06 AM   #62
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Or reading this crap for free at CW's BBS, instead of actually paying for it...
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:11 AM   #63
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I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE'Z SO SURPRIZED BY HOMIE'Z QUESTION. HIZ ISSUE IS ONE THAT IZ THE MOST IMPORTANT IN THE SPORT, AND ONE THAT WEIGHZ ON MY MIND A LOT.



BEING ABLE TO WHEELIE EASILY OVER 55 MPH IZ A SAFETY ISSUE FOR TWO REASONZ: 1) SO YOU CAN GET YOUR FRONT WHEEL OVER OBJECTZ THAT MIGHT OBSTRUCT YOUR PATH ON THE FREEWAY, AND 2) BECAUSE WHO EVER RIDEZ SLOWER THAN 55?



ROB'Z QUESTION ALARMED ME BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE HAS TOUCHED ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CRITERION OF CHOOSING A SPORTBIKE (APPEARANCE), HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE EVEN MORE CRUCIAL FACTOR OF HOW YOU WILL BE PERCIEVED BY THE PEOPLE YOU RIDE WITH. IF THEY ALL HAVE R1'Z, AND YOU SHOW UP ON THE HONDA, THE SHAME AND HUMILLIATION YOU WILL SUFFER COULD FORCE YOU OUT OF THE SPORT EVEN BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE A SEVERE ACCIDENT.



SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE OF BUYING A BIKE THAT IS NOT OWNED BY AT LEAST 3 OF YOUR FRIENDZ AND COUSINZ. OUR SPORT IS A FRAGILE BROTHERHOOD, AND WE NEED YOU TO STAY WITH IT FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE WEEKZ.
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Old 11-24-2004, 10:46 AM   #64
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Yeah!



How many angels can dance on the needle that's sewing the fabric of time?



While eternity is certain, a hereafter is not. So, giving someone advice on the best way to catapult their self into the void should probably be undertaken with caution or, at least, lampooned to illustrate the irony of the question.



I would never deny anyone their right to go happily to their own end, but I'll never be the one to offer them tuition, on how best to do it.

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Old 11-24-2004, 10:49 AM   #65
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I don't care who ya are, that's funny. Get 'er done...
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:48 PM   #66
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Whoa! Nice swing! That was about as subtly vicious and tongue in cheek as anything IÂ’ve ever read. Good job Mr. Wilde.
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Old 11-24-2004, 04:25 PM   #67
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and the *****ing, I mean beat, goes on...
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Old 11-24-2004, 04:27 PM   #68
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Butt-dragging, but of course no self-respecting high school wrestling coach would ever suggest to actually use such a maneuver.
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Old 11-24-2004, 04:30 PM   #69
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They have a breakin' the law section, they just never update it.
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:27 PM   #70
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I've seen quite a few jerk-offs doing all manner of ludicrous things on the Cross Bronx. Ballet wouldn't be the stupidest of them.



We seem to have a growing epidemic of retardation by two wheels around here.



True story: I'm at my Dad's wake this summer and in the same funeral home is a wake for a young girl who had apparently died in a motorcycle accident. My cousin (also a former rider) and I walk outside to get some air and this idiot on a sport bike comes by at about 60 mph, hops off the back, grabs the tail and lets it tow him for about 150 yards. Then he hops back on and speeds off.



We surmised that it was some sort of ass-brained tribute to the dead girl. Hope her parents didn't see it.



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