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Reminds me of a marquee sign I saw for a mom and pop video rental store up in Cadillac Michigan. The sign read:
Open 7 Days a Week Largest family Section In Town Over 500 Adult Videos In Stock |
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Gotta love those marketing people.
On my way to Niagara Falls long ago, sign in front of a car wash, "Our vacuum cleaners really suck." Or in Costa Mesa California, "You can't beat the staff at the S and M Nursing Home". ![]() Last edited by StallionMarine : 12-31-2007 at 07:17 PM. |
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"But they will GLADLY Beat YOU! (if you're into that sort of thing)"
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Whip crack-ok granny, roll over, it's time to take your temperature. Now move your saggy a##. EEEEEWWWW
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I kid you not...There is a company here with guys who drive around in pickup trucks selling frozen steaks and stuff. The sign on their freezer box says: "You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!"
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That's like the immortal Sofa King Furniture Store,
"Our Prices are Sofa King Low"
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