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Old 05-04-2008, 05:16 PM   #11
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Not at the moment. I want a custom chopper, but will have to wait until I am rich and famous.

I have a friend who builds custom bikes and does the graphic work, and I am hoping he will show me how. I would LOVE to learn how to do that. If he'll teach me I want to do my own design.
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Old 05-04-2008, 05:21 PM   #12
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I would love feedback from anyone, and especially any suggestions on marketing prints of this piece. I would like to put an ad in a motorcycle magazine but not sure which one to go with.
KLAZY KEN NOW HELP YOU SELL ART PRINTS OF AMERICAN CHOPPAS!!!

Here is Klazy Ken marketing strategy:

1. We dump this "pencil" thing. WHO WANT STUPID PENCIL DRAWING??? My kid draw picture of motorcycle with pencil, nobody going to buy that crap! Quality what you need is, black velvet. You ever use Blendy Pens?? You make thousand colors, with just 12 pens. Very classy, this is future of art, Klazy Ken says.

2. You need to promote yourself more better! Ok, so you win contest, get a few ribbon. Pot-bellied pig Ling Ling win ribbon at County Fair, BIG DEAL. We need hot photos of you painting black velvet wearing sexy undawear. SEX SELL, neva foget dat. Look at Motorcycle.com, dey got de idea hea. BTW, we gonna bump you login name up 1 numba. Get attention!

3. We need money to start ad campaign right away. First ting is trip to Bahamas on my yacht to promote velvet art at big Walker's Cay Fishing Rodeo. Yacht owna got lots money, dey always looking for someting sexy to hang in cabin. Can you get $20,000 by Wednesday? Call you parents, friends, this you big break, GET BUSY!

That all for now. You send money chop chop!
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Old 05-04-2008, 05:28 PM   #13
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That Nazi helmet behind the handlebars blows the whole thing for me. At least it sure looks like a Nazi helmet. People can ride anything they like. But when I see those Nazi beanies my trigger finger starts to twitch.
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:01 PM   #14
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Noticed that too, eh? I wasn't gonna say anything, just said to meslef: "Slef, yore prolly just'a seein' thangs agin".

Like that time I imagined a Spaceship full O' aliens landed in my backyard an' kidnapped an' sexually-abused me, or that one time last December when me an' Peter an' Lucy an' Susan was all'a playin' hidey-go-seek an' I hid out in that there wardrobe in the spare room an' found this Secret Country all-shrouded in ice an' snow an' ruled by a Wicked Queen.

Hoo-Boy! I tellya' - sometimes a nip or six O' that Jungle Juice shore does go to yer head!

Besides, Cocaine is a heluva Drug, too...............
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:04 PM   #15
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Just a plain black helmet. Lots of people wear them.
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Old 05-05-2008, 04:38 AM   #16
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Don't mind Seruzawa. He's holed up in his compound just waiting to be attacked. He sees Nazis everywhere. He's shot 13 TV's this month alone.
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:46 AM   #17
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Don't mind Seruzawa. He's holed up in his compound just waiting to be attacked. He sees Nazis everywhere. He's shot 13 TV's this month alone.
Plus he's named every prairie dog on his property, "Charlie."
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Old 05-05-2008, 05:47 AM   #18
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You might want to consider a myspace page as well.
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:57 AM   #19
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You know, I've thought about that, but haven't really pursued it. That's really a great idea.
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Old 05-05-2008, 06:58 AM   #20
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Plus he's named every prairie dog on his property, "Charlie."
There are no prairie dogs on my property. At least, not any more......
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