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Old 06-13-2005, 11:22 PM   #1
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LoL...har har har
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:27 AM   #2
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ROFLMAO.... good ones!
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Old 06-14-2005, 02:40 AM   #3
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My kids have a name for these...Dumb Daddy Jokes. They are most effective when told in the presence of their teenaged friends.



I don't know whether to groan or laugh... )
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:10 AM   #4
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A biker walked into a bar - he said "ow!"



*sigh*
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:53 AM   #5
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Very funny - I have two Texas state troopers in the family - that last one could very well be true.

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Old 06-14-2005, 06:38 AM   #6
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These are mostly okay, but that one about the glass eye... some sort of punishment is indicated for that one. How about locking SV up in a cubicle with Sean for a couple of hours after one of Sean's notorious burrito lunches?
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:28 AM   #7
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*Groan*



And, yes, I'll admit it. Already FW'd the last one on to CA friend whose in TX.
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:29 AM   #8
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2nd that motion! Vote now?
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:23 AM   #9
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What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?



The location of the "dirt bag".



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Old 06-14-2005, 08:38 AM   #10
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Difference between a Porsche and a porcupine



The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine



Good god, I see the beginings of the 2 wheeled comedy tour here.
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