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Old 10-17-2003, 07:12 AM   #11
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:19 AM   #12
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Default I'M NO MONKEY, AND THAT'S NO GSXR

WHERE'S THE FAIRING? MY RID'Z GOTTA HAVE A FAIRING, OTHERWISE CRASHES ARE TOO BORING TO WATCH WITHOUT THE PLASTIC SHATTERING AND FLYING IN EVERY DIRECTION. ALSO, NOT ONE OF MY COUNSINZ OR FRIENDZ HAVE ONE, SO THEY WOULD JUST LAUGH AT ME WHEN I PULLED UP ON IT.



BESIDEZ, MY MOMMA MAXED HER CREDIT OUT BUYING THE GSXR. I CHECKED WITH THE LOCAL DODGE DEALER AND THEY SAID THE PAYMENTS WOULD BE $14,875 A MONTH AND THAT'Z BEFORE DMV, FREIGHT AND INSTALLING MY TANK ONTO THE INSTRUMENT PANEL!
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:27 AM   #13
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Default It looks dumb, too.

It looks cool from the front (I saw it at Sears Point at the superbike race) but the side views make it look like an immense aluminum football with a little handlbar stuck on top.



I can just see some balding middle-aged millionaire riding the thing down Melrose avenue in LA, dressed in a leotard, cape and WWI flying helmet with goggles. Arnold can follow him in his Hummer and Ed Begley jr. can bring up the rear in his electric car for a complete jackass parade.
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:42 AM   #14
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Default I didn't know Leno was bald

Must be like Burt and Ted. Nice rug, Jay!
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:47 AM   #15
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I know what Dodge should do with the Tomahawk!! They should turn it sideways and shove it straight up their dumb a$$. Thank you Dodge for showing the international community how friggin' stupid Amurkins are when it comes to engineering. The people involved with this thing are truly hillbillies and they need to keep this crap out of the realm of motorcycles....You know, motorcycles, things that are small, lightweight, manueverable, they go fast and accelerate and brake quickly, get good gas mileage, slip in and out of traffic, and are economical to purchase and operate. The tomahawk goes fast but that's about it.
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Old 10-17-2003, 08:39 AM   #16
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I'll donate $12. Subtract my subscription renewal and you can donate the rest to the Dodge.
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Old 10-17-2003, 08:41 AM   #17
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It's a brick and wind resistance/drag will ensure the thing hits a wall long before it reaches the wildly hypothetic speeds posted for it. That's not my opinion, that's physics.



What would it do at Bonneville? Get its ass kicked by any turbo Busa costing a small fraction of the Tomohawk's price.



Recoup their money? HAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.



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Old 10-17-2003, 08:53 AM   #18
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Based on my Dodge Truck(just traded in on a Chevy) they better stick to cars
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Old 10-17-2003, 08:58 AM   #19
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I'll happily up my subscriptionn to 21.94. Reading about you fools trying to ride the thing(after Scott Parker failed) would be worth the 10 bucks!! Or we could have a competition between Buzglyd,Longride and KPAUL to see who could ride it the furthest before falling.For that I'd pay 20 bucks!
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:09 AM   #20
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Build me a big enough ramp and I'll jump that thing over 20 KPauls and 1 ZRXBullock!
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