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monsters4 · 05-19-2007, 09:43 AM

bout time

zarn02 · 05-19-2007, 10:24 AM

and this "new monster" will look a lot like a photoshop compilation of the current monster, the hypermotard, and some bits of a brutale!

rock 'n roll!

fumanchu · 05-19-2007, 11:03 AM

i wonder what the new "695" will end up looking like. the graphic at MCN had a single sided swing arm and a dry clutch, so i'm assuming that's not the lil' monster.

millions of peaches / peaches for me / millions of peaches / peaches for free /

The_AirHawk · 05-19-2007, 11:09 AM

Vat's der "Muenster"?

schizuki · 05-19-2007, 02:09 PM

Well, that sucks. The Monster is perfect the way it is.

Luckily, the link is to an MCN article, so I'll give the fact that it's true a 75% probability, and the horrible illustration a .05% chance of being remotely close.

fumanchu · 05-19-2007, 05:20 PM

...the one with the clarinet, i think.

Buzglyd · 05-19-2007, 05:46 PM

KP could get a job with MCN given the accuracy of their "predictions."

ksquid · 05-19-2007, 06:46 PM

Why? I got a job here cutie

The_Aerodynamic_Head · 05-19-2007, 06:47 PM

But that was a PHOTOSHOP illustration. How dare you lump the legendary GiMP Boeing engineer in with those "creative" turds in the computer graphics world?!

He works with H-A-R-D-W-A-R-E

Buz; geez!

Why, those guys at MCN couldn't engineer their way out of a Boeing milspec G4652 v9.8.3.6501, processed cellulose pulp enclosure: color: matte dun!

And WHY couldn't they?! Because, that bag was designed to be impervious to engineering byt the great KPaul himself, whose managers understand he has a natural gift for all things that are naturally immune to engineering!

HAHA, guess the joke's on YOU! See, cuz he's an engineer and the jokers at MCN only actually ride a motorcycle once in a while. Ha...hahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA

umm...nevermind.

ksquid · 05-19-2007, 07:06 PM

LOL nice try kconehead

05-19-2007, 09:43 AM	#1
monsters4 Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 29	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster bout time

05-19-2007, 10:24 AM	#2
zarn02 Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 61	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster and this "new monster" will look a lot like a photoshop compilation of the current monster, the hypermotard, and some bits of a brutale! rock 'n roll!

05-19-2007, 11:03 AM	#3
fumanchu Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 207	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster i wonder what the new "695" will end up looking like. the graphic at MCN had a single sided swing arm and a dry clutch, so i'm assuming that's not the lil' monster. millions of peaches / peaches for me / millions of peaches / peaches for free / __________________ Ich Tarzan, du Jane / Wir gehen in den Jungle / Da kann uns niemand sehen / Wir machen dann Bum Bum / Das haut die Affen um

05-19-2007, 11:09 AM	#4
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster Vat's der "Muenster"? __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

05-19-2007, 02:09 PM	#5
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster Well, that sucks. The Monster is perfect the way it is. Luckily, the link is to an MCN article, so I'll give the fact that it's true a 75% probability, and the horrible illustration a .05% chance of being remotely close. __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

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05-19-2007, 05:20 PM	#6
fumanchu Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 207	Vat's der Muenster? ...the one with the clarinet, i think. __________________ Ich Tarzan, du Jane / Wir gehen in den Jungle / Da kann uns niemand sehen / Wir machen dann Bum Bum / Das haut die Affen um

05-19-2007, 05:46 PM	#7
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,137	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster KP could get a job with MCN given the accuracy of their "predictions." __________________ Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

05-19-2007, 06:46 PM	#8
ksquid Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: My new favorite site is CycleWorld.com Posts: 3,775	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster Why? I got a job here cutie

05-19-2007, 06:47 PM	#9
The_Aerodynamic_Head Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Nash Vegas, Tennessee Posts: 446	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster But that was a PHOTOSHOP illustration. How dare you lump the legendary GiMP Boeing engineer in with those "creative" turds in the computer graphics world?! He works with H-A-R-D-W-A-R-E Buz; geez! Why, those guys at MCN couldn't engineer their way out of a Boeing milspec G4652 v9.8.3.6501, processed cellulose pulp enclosure: color: matte dun! And WHY couldn't they?! Because, that bag was designed to be impervious to engineering byt the great KPaul himself, whose managers understand he has a natural gift for all things that are naturally immune to engineering! HAHA, guess the joke's on YOU! See, cuz he's an engineer and the jokers at MCN only actually ride a motorcycle once in a while. Ha...hahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA umm...nevermind. __________________ Headlight Fluid?! How dumb does he think I am? When I get back to base with that Elbow Grease, I'm gonna have a talk with the Sarge.

05-19-2007, 07:06 PM	#10
ksquid Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: My new favorite site is CycleWorld.com Posts: 3,775	Re: Ducati Set To Launch New Monster LOL nice try kconehead