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Old 05-19-2007, 10:43 AM   #1
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bout time
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:24 AM   #2
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and this "new monster" will look a lot like a photoshop compilation of the current monster, the hypermotard, and some bits of a brutale!



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Old 05-19-2007, 12:03 PM   #3
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i wonder what the new "695" will end up looking like. the graphic at MCN had a single sided swing arm and a dry clutch, so i'm assuming that's not the lil' monster.

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Old 05-19-2007, 12:09 PM   #4
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Vat's der "Muenster"?
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Old 05-19-2007, 03:09 PM   #5
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Well, that sucks. The Monster is perfect the way it is.



Luckily, the link is to an MCN article, so I'll give the fact that it's true a 75% probability, and the horrible illustration a .05% chance of being remotely close.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:20 PM   #6
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...the one with the clarinet, i think.



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Old 05-19-2007, 06:46 PM   #7
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KP could get a job with MCN given the accuracy of their "predictions."
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:46 PM   #8
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Why? I got a job here cutie
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:47 PM   #9
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But that was a PHOTOSHOP illustration. How dare you lump the legendary GiMP Boeing engineer in with those "creative" turds in the computer graphics world?!

He works with H-A-R-D-W-A-R-E

Buz; geez!

Why, those guys at MCN couldn't engineer their way out of a Boeing milspec G4652 v9.8.3.6501, processed cellulose pulp enclosure: color: matte dun!

And WHY couldn't they?! Because, that bag was designed to be impervious to engineering byt the great KPaul himself, whose managers understand he has a natural gift for all things that are naturally immune to engineering!



HAHA, guess the joke's on YOU! See, cuz he's an engineer and the jokers at MCN only actually ride a motorcycle once in a while. Ha...hahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA



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Old 05-19-2007, 08:06 PM   #10
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LOL nice try kconehead
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