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Old 03-21-2005, 04:25 PM   #1
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The Baker machine is clean. Nice!
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:26 PM   #2
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Default Fat guys...

Why is it that the fat guys always want the low long bikes? You'd think they'd need more static ground clearance that rest of us!
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Old 03-21-2005, 04:32 PM   #3
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I'm a fat guy and I want a tall height, short wheelbase. I've ridden enough long and low bikes to know that they work like absolute CRAP!.
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:54 AM   #4
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Does this mean "a truly perfect Ducati Monster" has no exhaust? His neighbors must really love him. That criticism aside, it is the best looking of the bikes. The others are too busy.



That second place abomination deserves the coveted "WTF Award." Forward controls? Women cringe and children turn away when he cruises around town in his buttless chaps.
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Old 03-22-2005, 05:02 AM   #5
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"Does this mean "a truly perfect Ducati Monster" has no exhaust? His neighbors must really love him."



Yes, but notice he is alive. Ergo, the pipes must have saved his life. QED.
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Old 03-22-2005, 06:38 AM   #6
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You see... Ducatis actually sound good with un-muffled pipes, unlike some bikes with shally we say "sloppier" engineering.



Then again, if he was cruising the beach at 7:30am on a Sunday morning, I'd be just as likely to throw rocks at him from my balcony, as I am at the choppers etc. -Sean
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Old 03-22-2005, 08:28 AM   #7
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You have a balcony over the beach?

I have to live inside a rusted gas tank... off a junked SuperHawk.
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Old 03-22-2005, 08:53 AM   #8
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Default DUZ IT HAVE SOME HUMAN TEETH STUCK IN IT?

THAT MIGHT BE MY COUSIN RAMON'Z.
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Old 03-22-2005, 10:19 AM   #9
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HA! Enough of the legitimate career stuff for you. Start writin' comedy for the Martin Hackworth Hour.
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Old 03-23-2005, 07:58 AM   #10
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A Martin Hackworth "comedy" hour?

Has he told you any alleged jokes?</p>
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