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GSXRWolf 03-21-2005 04:25 PM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
The Baker machine is clean. Nice!

ender 03-21-2005 04:26 PM

Fat guys...
 
Why is it that the fat guys always want the low long bikes? You'd think they'd need more static ground clearance that rest of us!

SeanAlexander 03-21-2005 04:32 PM

Re: Fat guys...
 
I'm a fat guy and I want a tall height, short wheelbase. I've ridden enough long and low bikes to know that they work like absolute CRAP!.

cptaebphd 03-22-2005 01:54 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
Does this mean "a truly perfect Ducati Monster" has no exhaust? His neighbors must really love him. That criticism aside, it is the best looking of the bikes. The others are too busy.



That second place abomination deserves the coveted "WTF Award." Forward controls? Women cringe and children turn away when he cruises around town in his buttless chaps.

schizuki 03-22-2005 05:02 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
"Does this mean "a truly perfect Ducati Monster" has no exhaust? His neighbors must really love him."



Yes, but notice he is alive. Ergo, the pipes must have saved his life. QED.

SeanAlexander 03-22-2005 06:38 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
You see... Ducatis actually sound good with un-muffled pipes, unlike some bikes with shally we say "sloppier" engineering.



Then again, if he was cruising the beach at 7:30am on a Sunday morning, I'd be just as likely to throw rocks at him from my balcony, as I am at the choppers etc. -Sean

Steven_Verschoor 03-22-2005 08:28 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
You have a balcony over the beach?

I have to live inside a rusted gas tank... off a junked SuperHawk.

MRALLCAPS 03-22-2005 08:53 AM

DUZ IT HAVE SOME HUMAN TEETH STUCK IN IT?
 
THAT MIGHT BE MY COUSIN RAMON'Z.

Pgbexr 03-22-2005 10:19 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 
HA! Enough of the legitimate career stuff for you. Start writin' comedy for the Martin Hackworth Hour.

Steven_Verschoor 03-23-2005 07:58 AM

Re: Ducati Monster Challenge Finals
 


A Martin Hackworth "comedy" hour?

Has he told you any alleged jokes?</p>


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