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Old 12-12-2005, 03:13 PM   #1
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Default Re: Losing your manhood.

Ouch!
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Old 12-12-2005, 03:45 PM   #2
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That'll learn ya'. Speed is potentially dangerous. Great, ain't it?!
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:01 PM   #3
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I just got done laughing my ass off. I'm still laughing.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:08 PM   #4
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Sounds like grounds for a class action suit against KTM. Afterall, you once had two testis!
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:41 PM   #5
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"Mscuddy's nuts roasting on an open tire, jack frost nipping at"......oh never mind.



I've got to go read it again and decide what part is the funniest.

I hate screwing myself.
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Old 12-12-2005, 05:48 PM   #6
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Ye-ouch, them dirty bikes are dangerous......



Reminds me of the time I was home on leave ridng my YZ360 at the gravel pit near where I grew up. A bunch of guys were roosting up sand piles on Elsinores and what not, so I figured I show them what a Yamaha could do. I got a good run up and lifted the front wheel right before the base, alas, I'd been at sea for a year or so and was a little rusty. The front end dropped and plowed into the sand pile going from 30 or 40 to 0 in 1/2 a second. I of course kept going till my nuts hit the gas cap, vent and steering head and my legs hit the bars.



Classic face plant with me trying not to puke and trying to get untangled from the bike and everyone else laughing thier butts off. That's when I remembered why you're supposed to wear a cup dirt bike riding.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:17 PM   #7
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Default I just couldn't help it...

Matthew 19:12



"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

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Old 12-13-2005, 02:05 AM   #8
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HAHAHAHAHA!



Makes me want to go dirt riding!



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Old 12-13-2005, 03:49 AM   #9
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Takes a lotto balls to ride those demonic dual strokes. Sigh, my ancient Yammy 500 scared all the meaness out of the older kids who tried to take a spin.

Nice tale! A testiment to testicles!
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:16 AM   #10
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LOL
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