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gigantic · 12-12-2005, 02:13 PM

Ouch!

cls · 12-12-2005, 02:45 PM

That'll learn ya'. Speed is potentially dangerous. Great, ain't it?!

electraglider_1997 · 12-12-2005, 03:01 PM

I just got done laughing my ass off. I'm still laughing.

nesbit · 12-12-2005, 03:08 PM

Sounds like grounds for a class action suit against KTM. Afterall, you once had two testis!

Fenton · 12-12-2005, 03:41 PM

"Mscuddy's nuts roasting on an open tire, jack frost nipping at"......oh never mind.

I've got to go read it again and decide what part is the funniest.

I hate screwing myself.

sarnali · 12-12-2005, 04:48 PM

Ye-ouch, them dirty bikes are dangerous......

Reminds me of the time I was home on leave ridng my YZ360 at the gravel pit near where I grew up. A bunch of guys were roosting up sand piles on Elsinores and what not, so I figured I show them what a Yamaha could do. I got a good run up and lifted the front wheel right before the base, alas, I'd been at sea for a year or so and was a little rusty. The front end dropped and plowed into the sand pile going from 30 or 40 to 0 in 1/2 a second. I of course kept going till my nuts hit the gas cap, vent and steering head and my legs hit the bars.

Classic face plant with me trying not to puke and trying to get untangled from the bike and everyone else laughing thier butts off. That's when I remembered why you're supposed to wear a cup dirt bike riding.

The_Aerodynamic_Head · 12-12-2005, 08:17 PM

Matthew 19:12

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

pplassm · 12-13-2005, 01:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!

Makes me want to go dirt riding!

giganto · 12-13-2005, 02:49 AM

Takes a lotto balls to ride those demonic dual strokes. Sigh, my ancient Yammy 500 scared all the meaness out of the older kids who tried to take a spin.

Nice tale! A testiment to testicles!

obandoj · 12-13-2005, 03:16 AM

12-12-2005, 02:13 PM	#1
gigantic Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 41	Re: Losing your manhood. Ouch! __________________ Lance Lau GSXR-750 #13 Spyder Leatherworks, TrackdayMag.com East coast staff.

12-12-2005, 02:45 PM	#2
cls Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 105	Re: Losing your manhood. That'll learn ya'. Speed is potentially dangerous. Great, ain't it?!

12-12-2005, 03:01 PM	#3
electraglider_1997 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 640	Re: Losing your manhood. I just got done laughing my ass off. I'm still laughing.

12-12-2005, 03:08 PM	#4
nesbit Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 179	Re: Losing your manhood. Sounds like grounds for a class action suit against KTM. Afterall, you once had two testis!

12-12-2005, 03:41 PM	#5
Fenton Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Arvada, CO Posts: 1,898	Re: Losing your manhood. "Mscuddy's nuts roasting on an open tire, jack frost nipping at"......oh never mind. I've got to go read it again and decide what part is the funniest. I hate screwing myself.

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12-12-2005, 04:48 PM	#6
sarnali Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,416	Re: Losing your manhood. Ye-ouch, them dirty bikes are dangerous...... Reminds me of the time I was home on leave ridng my YZ360 at the gravel pit near where I grew up. A bunch of guys were roosting up sand piles on Elsinores and what not, so I figured I show them what a Yamaha could do. I got a good run up and lifted the front wheel right before the base, alas, I'd been at sea for a year or so and was a little rusty. The front end dropped and plowed into the sand pile going from 30 or 40 to 0 in 1/2 a second. I of course kept going till my nuts hit the gas cap, vent and steering head and my legs hit the bars. Classic face plant with me trying not to puke and trying to get untangled from the bike and everyone else laughing thier butts off. That's when I remembered why you're supposed to wear a cup dirt bike riding.

12-12-2005, 08:17 PM	#7
The_Aerodynamic_Head Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Nash Vegas, Tennessee Posts: 446	I just couldn't help it... Matthew 19:12 "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." __________________ Headlight Fluid?! How dumb does he think I am? When I get back to base with that Elbow Grease, I'm gonna have a talk with the Sarge.

12-13-2005, 01:05 AM	#8
pplassm Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,875	Re: Losing your manhood. HAHAHAHAHA! Makes me want to go dirt riding! __________________ Mongo just pawn in game of life.

12-13-2005, 02:49 AM	#9
giganto Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 159	Re: Losing your manhood, and the boys beneath. Takes a lotto balls to ride those demonic dual strokes. Sigh, my ancient Yammy 500 scared all the meaness out of the older kids who tried to take a spin. Nice tale! A testiment to testicles!

12-13-2005, 03:16 AM	#10
obandoj Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Arizona Posts: 912	Re: Losing your manhood. LOL