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Old 08-11-2005, 02:35 PM   #11
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Default Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill

Or wealthy Texas oil men?
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Old 08-11-2005, 03:26 PM   #12
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where I need to go to get bear roadkill.



All I get is nasty-a** muskrats, flattened cats, semi-rabid fluffy white dogs and an endless stream of Richardson's ground squirrels (them's good eatin'!).



How is a man supposed to brag to his kids about runnin' down a Richardson's ground squirrel?



"You shoulda seen him, son, he was 5" high so help me god. He just ran outta da bush and, smack, straight into my tire. Bastard wrecked a spoke, he did."
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Old 08-11-2005, 03:33 PM   #13
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Did he get a ticket for being imbeared?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:01 PM   #14
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I guess the guy should have been riding a Big Bear Scrambler.
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:51 AM   #15
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Default Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill..or stinkier kind.

Pilots Sean and Dale are remaining discreet about the actual event...Sasquatch!
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Old 08-12-2005, 04:29 AM   #16
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Had a friend ride from Massachusetts to Alaska and had the same thing happen to him in BC. Only it was a moose and he didn't survive. Doing 60mph the moose ran out and hit the side of him and fell on him and the motorcycle, crushing both. Never had a chance.



Another friend a mile from my house hit a deer on the interstate doing about 70mph. Messed him up good.
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Old 08-12-2005, 05:01 AM   #17
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C'mon!



Deer are fast, but 70mph!



'Round here, you gotta watch for the raccoons, 'possums and worse, the armadilloes. Picture a speed bump that moves. We have lots of deer, but they are small. Kinda like a greyhound with antlers.



I won't even get into the aged/dazed/lost/confused/impaired tourist hazard.
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Old 08-12-2005, 06:09 AM   #18
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No, but he was horrible embearassed by the whole episode.
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Old 08-12-2005, 07:12 AM   #19
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They've become such a hazard up here that we're talking about removing bag limits during tourist season.
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Old 08-12-2005, 08:19 AM   #20
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Had a friend in '69 who totally wiped out his CB-350 by hitting a groundhog mid corner. Gotta watch them rodents.
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