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08-11-2005, 01:35 PM
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Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill
Or wealthy Texas oil men?
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08-11-2005, 02:26 PM
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I wanna know ...
where I need to go to get bear roadkill.
All I get is nasty-a** muskrats, flattened cats, semi-rabid fluffy white dogs and an endless stream of Richardson's ground squirrels (them's good eatin'!). How is a man supposed to brag to his kids about runnin' down a Richardson's ground squirrel? "You shoulda seen him, son, he was 5" high so help me god. He just ran outta da bush and, smack, straight into my tire. Bastard wrecked a spoke, he did." |
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08-11-2005, 02:33 PM
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Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill
Did he get a ticket for being imbeared?
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08-11-2005, 04:01 PM
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Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill
I guess the guy should have been riding a Big Bear Scrambler.
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08-12-2005, 02:51 AM
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Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill..or stinkier kind.
Pilots Sean and Dale are remaining discreet about the actual event...Sasquatch!
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08-12-2005, 03:29 AM
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This happens too often
Had a friend ride from Massachusetts to Alaska and had the same thing happen to him in BC. Only it was a moose and he didn't survive. Doing 60mph the moose ran out and hit the side of him and fell on him and the motorcycle, crushing both. Never had a chance.
Another friend a mile from my house hit a deer on the interstate doing about 70mph. Messed him up good. |
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08-12-2005, 04:01 AM
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Re: This happens too often
C'mon!
Deer are fast, but 70mph! 'Round here, you gotta watch for the raccoons, 'possums and worse, the armadilloes. Picture a speed bump that moves. We have lots of deer, but they are small. Kinda like a greyhound with antlers. I won't even get into the aged/dazed/lost/confused/impaired tourist hazard.
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08-12-2005, 05:09 AM
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Re: Don't get eatn by your roadkill
No, but he was horrible embearassed by the whole episode.
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08-12-2005, 06:12 AM
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Tourist problems?
They've become such a hazard up here that we're talking about removing bag limits during tourist season.
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08-12-2005, 07:19 AM
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Re: I wanna know ...
Had a friend in '69 who totally wiped out his CB-350 by hitting a groundhog mid corner. Gotta watch them rodents.
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