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Old 09-14-2004, 12:26 PM   #81
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It depends on whether or not your talking about Kpaul. VWW
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:28 PM   #82
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Default Re: One Year / 12,831 Miles on a 2004 Buell XB12s

Thank you Sahib, but I figure that is JB gets away with prolly, peaks will probably work in this tread. VWW
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:39 PM   #83
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KP says: "had great sex with the with wife and went to sleep"



I'm sure she appreciates the fact that you don't even have to wake her up to have sex with her. Do you clean-up when you are done, or make her wake up the following morning with a nasty surprise?

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Old 09-14-2004, 12:45 PM   #84
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Uh... last time I checked, a twin was the only bike Nplateau owned.

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Old 09-14-2004, 12:50 PM   #85
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I have designed and executed five extremely well received multi-bike shootouts in the past 12 months. However, I have to hand it to you, cause true that I'm not 1/2 the editor I wish I was.



On the bright side, I just came home from work, fed the wife, took the kids out to the curb and had sex with your dog. -Sean
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:04 PM   #86
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Um , I think you meant almost two-thirds less.



Just helping to make your point, GB.
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:53 PM   #87
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Yeah, but FHM didn't pick his twin. VWW
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:01 PM   #88
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Oh Sean, my good bud, you asked for it.



I haven't seen you ride into work. Not on a bike (or should I be more specific and say motorcycle) you own.



Whatever you can tell me about bikes you have owned, I can only take with a grain of salt . I'll believe it when I see it. I for one, if I had ever owned a CBR600F4i, even though I've only ridden one a couple of times myself, would still have enough sense not to go racing full tilt on worn out tires. Oh remind me, great owner of vast numbers of motorcycles, how did that turn out for you?



Look, I really don't care. I know your deal, and I don't mean to be an arsehole. I just figured that if you were going to try your hand at comedy at my expense, I would be amiss if I didn't give back as good as you gave. Big leaguer.



And I didn't mean to imply the bikes chosen by FHM are bad in any way, or that those twins in anyway, whatsoever, are anything less than cool in someone else's book. But not a single one of those bikes (save possibly the CityX), regardless of how they may totally outperform me, would make my list of "cool wheels" that I would publish as such in a magazine. Not even the Duc. Someone beat that thing with a generic stick.



And lastly Sean, let's be a little bit more specific. Unlike the other motorcycles listed by FHM, my bike is a parrallel twin. I think most riders who are so experienced would point out the difference.



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Old 09-14-2004, 02:17 PM   #89
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Yet find a Kawasaki rep and ask him about the Ninja 250. The one I spoke to at Kawi headquarters in Irvine told me they [i]sell every one they make[i] and can't keep them in stock.



If you noticed, I referred to FHM basing there evaluations on [i]pose[i] value. Consider the average male, non-motorcyclist, who reads FHM. What bikes did they put in there? All bikes with high pose value attractive to the average, mob-mentalitied, corporatized, conspicuosly-consumping, male-sheep. Harley and Ducati, hold incredible pose value in name alone, the others are cruisers whichl harken to the outlaw-conformist yuppie lawyer, a scooter for the metrosexual urbanite, and the Buell, which is damn cool. The jab was meant at FHM not at the bikes.



I like twins. I love my parrallel twin.

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Old 09-14-2004, 02:19 PM   #90
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Get a load of the idiot. Who cares what a magazine says is the Ninja's 0-60 time? Kook would be lucky to come in under 6 secs.



He's too busy talking to demons to actually coordinate a clutch, gear shift and throttle effectively.
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