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Old 04-21-2009, 11:02 PM   #1
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Auto insurance is no exception, nearly every driving activity has its own special insurance. You need liability insurance to even own a car legally If you drive outside the country you are going to need extra insurance. If you own any accessories in the car or perhaps you live a double life and hide certain "objects" in the car...."objects" of a particular shape and size that you use and share with your friends at the "teddy bears picnic" you can’t afford to have your wife and children discover these "objects" so you lock them in the glovebox...under the seat perhaps, because you know the kind of stink it would raise if they were found...the yelling and tears... the ugly confrontations, the acusations and finally your tearful admission...divorce and child support...having to rent an apt. and start over again, your reputation in tatters as your "peculiarities" come to light..your carreer sabotauged by that straightlaced Ivy league kid with the impossibly tight backside... all because you refused to pay a few dollars extra for a security and innsurance program that coverd all the bases...Ryan can help in this.. he's aware of and understands you special needs... he feels the same way afterall! Don't buy another "device" if yours is stolen, you need insurance for theft to cover those intimate and discreat loss's no one need find out about....


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Old 04-22-2009, 04:59 AM   #2
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:05 AM   #3
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:21 AM   #4
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Think "Another Klazy Ken Marketing Seminar graduate".
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:32 AM   #5
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Just a sham post to showcase some BS link. Link has been removed.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:35 AM   #6
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Ryan DeCosta is your special needs agent for the up and coming "man about town"....


I modified his ad...truth in advertising and all....
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:44 AM   #7
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I'm the resident insurance geek in this house. If he want's to advertise then tell him to buy an ad. I don't advertise via post. I just explain things and move along. Hell, out of all you MOrons Ken's my only actual customer. BTW- I know some of you live in GA, SC, NC, AL and FL: So, what gives? LOL!!!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:05 AM   #8
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Is this guy talking about hiding joints in the glovebox, under the seat, or a blow-up sex doll?

Truly a strange incomprehensable post. Most likely rides an old 550 Four Honda with a milk crate tied to the luggage rack.
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:02 PM   #9
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I'm the resident insurance geek in this house. If he want's to advertise then tell him to buy an ad. I don't advertise via post. I just explain things and move along. Hell, out of all you MOrons Ken's my only actual customer. BTW- I know some of you live in GA, SC, NC, AL and FL: So, what gives? LOL!!!!
I've sent bidness yous way there, Kirk.

Dunno if'n anybody actually became a customer of your'n, but I sents 'em.
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:13 PM   #10
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I've sent bidness yous way there, Kirk.

Dunno if'n anybody actually became a customer of your'n, but I sents 'em.
In the words of my Jamaican mechanic "Much Respect"
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